I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
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I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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