Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
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