I puked a lego.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
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Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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