Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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