Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
As shirtless as possible
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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