well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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