glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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