Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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