I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
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dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
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Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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