there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
Randomize