I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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