you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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