I look better un-naked...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
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It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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