Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
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the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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