We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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