google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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