I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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