Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
I'm going to jail i love you
the condom got lost in my hair
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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