Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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