what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
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I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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