dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.