you suck at this game today
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals