OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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