Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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