sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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