love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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