We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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