i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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