Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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