I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
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It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
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Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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