Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
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I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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