I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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