y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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