a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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