WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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