Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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