I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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