Cold hands, warm shart.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
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There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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