so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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