I wanna passion pit in your ass
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.