why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.