If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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