I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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