yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
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I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate