its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.