But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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