in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.