well most of my day revolves around power hour
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
this hospital has no fireball
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.