I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
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What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.