We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
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im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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