Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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