Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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