i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie