He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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