I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
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I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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