i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.